Anonymous – Quotes

Your last word is another man’s target.” — Anonymous

Your head is not aerodynamically proportioned.” — Anonymous

Your village called… they want their idiot back.” — Anonymous

You’re unique. Just like everyone else.” — Anonymous

He(/She) is not bad, but You are great!” — Anonymous

You’re bad bad, but he(/she) is Great!” — Anonymous

You know what they say, whitewater in the morning.” — Anonymous

You’re only worth as much as your promises are.” — Anonymous

You have more luck than brains.” — Anonymous

You gotta move on to groove on.” — Anonymous

You get what you pay for, and you pay for what you get.” — Anonymous

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.” — Anonymous

You can’t predict the future, but you can prepare for it.” — Anonymous

You can’t put a better bit of butter on you knife!” — Anonymous

You cannot use your friends and have them too.” — Anonymous

You have no rights. Sit down.” — Anonymous

You cannot mistake happenings as inconveniences always, you have to sit and think about how you can benefit from it.” — Anonymous

You can have your cake and eat it too.” — Anonymous

You can eat your cake and have it too.” — Anonymous

You can lead a horse to water, but don’t fiddle with it… that’s just weird.” — Anonymous

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.” — Anonymous

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.” — Anonymous

You can go off people you know.” — Anonymous

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.” — Anonymous

You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your enemies.” — Anonymous

Xylophones are like humans – there can be all kinds of notes and personalities.” — Anonymous

Xenophobia is alien to me.” — Anonymous

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.” — Anonymous

Who’s been stealing my icecreams.” — Anonymous

Where there’s smoke, they pinch back.” — Anonymous

Where there’s smoke there’s fire.” — Anonymous

Women can fake orgasms, men can fake the whole relationships.” — Anonymous

Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools speak because they have to say something.” — Anonymous

Wise men make proverbs. Fools repeat them.” — Anonymous

Without education, we are in horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.” — Anonymous

Winners never quit, and quitters never win.” — Anonymous

Wikipedia has changed the way the world gets information forever.” — Anonymous

Why do you try to fit in when you are born to stand out?” — Anonymous

Why buy it when you can build it for twice as much.” — Anonymous

Why buy the cow when the milk is free?” — Anonymous

Why bother making cookies if your just going to shit them out?” — Anonymous

Why be difficult when you can be impossible?” — Anonymous

Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad—but they don’t bother about the working classes.” — Anonymous

Whom Jupiter wishes to destroy he first sends mad.” — Anonymous

Whom gods destroy they first make mad.” — Anonymous

Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.” — Anonymous

Who ever said nothings impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.” — Anonymous

Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t, you’re right.” — Anonymous

Where patience fails, force prevails.” — Anonymous

When someone says they don’t care it means they care very much.” — Anonymous

When your father says “Do I look stupid?”, don’t answer.” — Anonymous

When the shit hits the fan, and osama bin laden is found, when there is a snowball fight in hell, and animal control has to buy planes to catch the pigs in the sky, that’s when I might consider listening to whatever the hell it is you’re saying.” — Anonymous

When the going gets tough, America goes to the bar.” — Anonymous

When you meet a stranger, give them a smile. It may be the only sunshine they see all day.” — Anonymous

What’s the officer problem?” — Anonymous

What is popular is not always right; what is right is not always popular.” — Anonymous

Whatever you do, do cautiously, and look to the end.” — Anonymous

What drives you? Is it a Mini or a Thunderbird?” — Anonymous

Whatever happens for a reason, happens.” — Anonymous

We will fight them until hell freezes over. Then, we’ll fight them on ice.” — Anonymous

We are not meant to be good, we are just meant to exist.” — Anonymous

We all have wings. Heaven is just VIP.” — Anonymous

We fucked that midget, Sam. Fucked’em all nite long, and not just traditional.” — Anonymous

Wars are always fought for old men by young boys.” — Anonymous

Wars are where old men talk and young men die.” — Anonymous

Violence isn’t the answer, but it’s a bloody good guess.” — Anonymous

War is not the answer.” — Anonymous

Violence is not the answer.” — Anonymous

Underpromise and overdeliver.” — Anonymous

Understanding someone is better than words sometimes.” — Anonymous

The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive” — Anonymous

To care for things when others don’t care, that’s what makes you human.” — Anonymous

To forget is disgraceful, to forgive is true strength.” — Anonymous

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.” — Anonymous

The difference between successful and unsuccessful man is not the lack of strength or knowledge, it’s the lack of WILL POWER.” — Anonymous

Those most willing to give others a piece of their mind can least afford to do so.” — Anonymous

The best and worst thing about Time is that it passes by.” — Anonymous

The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.” — Anonymous

Turnabout is fair play.” — Anonymous

There’s no smoke without fire.” — Anonymous

The Law of Gravity states that what comes up, must come down. That’s why I don’t invest in the Stock Market.” — Anonymous

Trust God, check all others.” — Anonymous

They condemn what they do not understand.” — Anonymous

Take control of your own destiny.” — Anonymous

True power comes from knowledge. Knowledge comes from understanding.” — Anonymous

Treat criticism as your friend.” — Anonymous

Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.” — Anonymous

Too much phone sex will give you hearing AIDS.” — Anonymous

To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.” — Anonymous

To live, is to die.” — Anonymous

To ignore the past is to jeopardize the future.” — Anonymous

Togetherness only through crisis.” — Anonymous

Times change, and we change with them.” — Anonymous

Time files when you don’t care about it.” — Anonymous

Time flies when you’re having fun.” — Anonymous

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. But what are timeflies and why do they like an arrow?” — Anonymous

Time flies like the wind, but fruit flies like bananas.” — Anonymous

Thoughts don’t hurt, actions do.” — Anonymous

Those who suppress freedom always do so in the name of law and order.” — Anonymous

Those who say that violence isn’t the answer understood the question.” — Anonymous

Those who say that violence is the answer never understood the question.” — Anonymous

Those who reject advice are those who need it the most.” — Anonymous

Those who fight and run away, live to fight another day.” — Anonymous

Those who don’t make decisions never make mistakes.” — Anonymous

Think of the Web as a big bathroom wall. And everyone has a marker.” — Anonymous

Think of it this way, in a 1000 years who’s gonna care?” — Anonymous

They would have failed if they were on Expert.” — Anonymous

There is something about a cupboard that makes a skeleton terribly restless.” — Anonymous

There is nothing that you can’t do, only things that you want to or not.” — Anonymous

There is no need to fear the dead. Only fear the living.” — Anonymous

There is no I in team, but there is in win, and there’s a u in suck.” — Anonymous

There is no I in team, unless you spell it that way.” — Anonymous

There is always one more idiot than you counted on.” — Anonymous

There is a fine line between stupid and clever” — Anonymous

There is a fine line between coincidence and fate.” — Anonymous

There are two types of people that go around beardless; boys and women, and I am neither.” — Anonymous

There are two types of people in the world; the people who control it, and the people that should.” — Anonymous

There are two types of people in the world: Those who sort people into different categories, and those who don’t.” — Anonymous

There are two types of people in the world: Chuck Norris and people that suck.” — Anonymous

There are three types of people in the world: Those who get things done, those who watch things getting done, and those who wonder what’s going on.” — Anonymous

There are three types of people in this world: the ones who keep you alive, the ones who would otherwise cause you to die, and the ones who somehow manage to do both at the same time.” — Anonymous

There are three types of people in this world: the ones who can count, and those who can’t.” — Anonymous

There are only 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don’t.” — Anonymous

There are only 3 truths in this world: My truth, your truth and THE TRUTH.” — Anonymous

The WAY I walk is the WAY.” — Anonymous

The world would be less violent if everyone used hula hoops.” — Anonymous

The world is big again.” — Anonymous

The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.” — Anonymous

The thing our parents’ generation doesn’t get, is that if you kick ass on the internet, people will find you.” — Anonymous

The things we remember best are those better forgotten.” — Anonymous

The thinner the book, the thicker the person.” — Anonymous

The sun shines brighter in the wake of tragedy.” — Anonymous

The sincerest love is satirized by the sincerest liars.” — Anonymous

The straw that broke the camel’s back.” — Anonymous

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.” — Anonymous

The problem with society is that one man can achieve more than a thousand others.” — Anonymous

The plural of anecdote is not data.” — Anonymous

The perfect lie is one that can even deceive the liar.” — Anonymous

The only perfect lie is one that even the liar don’t know the answer to.” — Anonymous

The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire.” — Anonymous

The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure.” — Anonymous

The only problem with subtlety is that it is too subtle.” — Anonymous

The only lesson history has taught us is that man has not yet learned anything from history.” — Anonymous

The only concealed weapon is a man’s mind.” — Anonymous

The only tme the music is too loud is when your ears start bleeding.” — Anonymous

The one that can describe feelings best is the one without emotion.” — Anonymous

The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.” — Anonymous

The meaning of life is anything you want it to be, because if something hasn’t got an answer how can you answer be wrong?” — Anonymous

The line between what is right and what is wrong is thin and indistinct. It takes true character to discern between the two.” — Anonymous

The impossible is always possible.” — Anonymous

The greatest trick a writer ever played upon his readers was to convince them that he was telling the truth when he wrote, “Honestly, I tell you no lies!”” — Anonymous

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.” — Anonymous

The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.” — Anonymous

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty; the glass is twice as big as it should be.” — Anonymous

The hardest thing to raise in my garden is my knees.” — Anonymous

The graffito’s on the wall!” — Anonymous

The first victim of anger is the angry man.” — Anonymous

The First Impression Is Not The Last Impression, But A Lasting Impression” — Anonymous

The family that prays together stays together.” — Anonymous

The eternal triangle.” — Anonymous

The Eclectic Rede: Keep What Works, Fix What’s Broke, Dump the Rest.” — Anonymous

The devil’s greatest trick was convincing the world that God exists.” — Anonymous

The devil’s greatest trick was convincing the world that he didn’t exist.” — Anonymous

The devil we know is better than the devil we don’t.” — Anonymous

The devil makes work for idle hands.” — Anonymous

The devil makes work for idle thumbs.” — Anonymous

The death of three civilians and a dog causes uproar and sadness. The death of 20,000 soldiers causes dissatisfaction.” — Anonymous

The customer is always right, except when he’s dead wrong.” — Anonymous

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.” — Anonymous

The world isn’t perfect…but that’s why it’s beautiful.” — Anonymous

The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.” — Anonymous

The best prophet of the future is the past.” — Anonymous

The best friends you will ever have are the ones who are there when everything is not perfect.” — Anonymous

The best defense against logic is ignorance.” — Anonymous

The beatings will continue until morale improves.” — Anonymous

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average guy can see better than he can think.” — Anonymous

The apotheosis of nihilism is suicide.” — Anonymous

Temptation is seen from a distance never near.” — Anonymous

Tall trees catch more wind.” — Anonymous

Talking about architecture is like dancing about architecture.” — Anonymous

Writing about art is like dancing about architecture.” — Anonymous

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.” — Anonymous

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.” — Anonymous

Talk is cheap when the story’s good.” — Anonymous

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.” — Anonymous

Take all risks for not the day come saying what IF !” — Anonymous

Take a lesson from the whale; the only time he gets speared is when he raises to spout.” — Anonymous

This Christmas, buy your children glue.” — Anonymous

Support your right to arm bears.” — Anonymous

Superficially, an aphorist is a bit like a philatelist, only he’ll never admit it.” — Anonymous

Stupidity is permanent; ignorance can be fixed.” — Anonymous

Smart people make problems in the world, stupid people fix them.” — Anonymous

Stupid people shouldn’t breed.” — Anonymous

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me.” — Anonymous

Sometimes, it just takes a pirate to get the job done.” — Anonymous

Someday we will look back on this and laugh.” — Anonymous

Some people are born lucky, some make their own luck.” — Anonymous

So close, and yet so far away.” — Anonymous

Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?” — Anonymous

Coulda, woulda, Shoulda.” — Anonymous

Successful leaders have the courage to take action where others hesitate.” — Anonymous

Sit down, and shut up!” — Anonymous

Simple programming languages are bad because they are easy.” — Anonymous

Should have, would have, could have but didn’t.” — Anonymous

Shop ’til you drop!” — Anonymous

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will still be among the stars.” — Anonymous

Santa happens.” — Anonymous

Stuff happens.” — Anonymous

Shift happens.” — Anonymous

Shit happens.” — Anonymous

Self do, self have.” — Anonymous

Seek and you shall find.” — Anonymous

Seeing is believing.” — Anonymous

See you some other never.” — Anonymous

See ya later, alligator! After a while, crocodile!” — Anonymous

See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya.” — Anonymous

Some say knowledge is the best virtue, I say stupidity is” — Anonymous

Scientific progress goes “Boink”.” — Anonymous

Say something stupid and your name will be remembered for forever and a day.” — Anonymous

Say something wise and your name will live forever.” — Anonymous

Say what you mean, mean what you say.” — Anonymous

Satisfaction come at the cost of desire.” — Anonymous

Satisfaction is the death of desire.” — Anonymous

There is no such thing as excessive firepower. There is only open fire and reload.” — Anonymous

Rome wasn’t built in a day.” — Anonymous

Right or Wrong is always dependent on the context.” — Anonymous

Remember the Alamo!” — Anonymous

Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold–but so does a hard-boiled egg.” — Anonymous

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.” — Anonymous

Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs.” — Anonymous

Reality is a poor substitute for my dreams.” — Anonymous

Realists are just pessimists looking for an excuse for themselves.” — Anonymous

Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write it should be hard to understand.” — Anonymous

Reach for the stars, or you’ll never touch the sky.” — Anonymous

For him that stealeth, or borroweth and returneth not, this book from its owner, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy, and let there be no surcease to this agony till he sing in dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails…and when at last he goeth to his final punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him forever.” — Anonymous

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit; adaptation, even more so.” — Anonymous

Question it if it’s free.” — Anonymous

Question everything, accept nothing.” — Anonymous

Quick action in emergencies saves lives, push up to the front of the line.” — Anonymous

Put your Crocodile in adventure mode.” — Anonymous

Proper planning and preparation prevents piss-poor performance.” — Anonymous

Proper preparation prevents piss-poor performance.” — Anonymous

Promotion is one’s growth at the cost of another.” — Anonymous

Procrastinate later.” — Anonymous

Preference is vanity.” — Anonymous

Pray for what you want. Work for what you need.” — Anonymous

Praise undeserved is scandal in disguise.” — Anonymous

Praise undeserved is satire in disguise.” — Anonymous

Practice what you preach.” — Anonymous

Practice may make perfect, but perfection does not mean you don’t need to practice.” — Anonymous

Practice makes perfect.” — Anonymous

Practice makes better!” — Anonymous

Practice makes permanent.” — Anonymous

Practice makes perfect, and nothing’s perfect, so why practice?” — Anonymous

Practice does not make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.” — Anonymous

Power is the way to fulfill absolute corruption and greed.” — Anonymous

Power is the ability not to have to please.” — Anonymous

Physical prowess is for cowards; a little pain builds character.” — Anonymous

Patriotism – There are people in every country who shamelessly hide their corrupt practises and sheer incompetence behind their country’s flag.” — Anonymous

Pink pills for pale people.” — Anonymous

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.” — Anonymous

Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness.” — Anonymous

Perfection is only possible within an imperfect human mold.” — Anonymous

Pessimists are Optimists with experience.” — Anonymous

Pessimists are just realistic optimists.” — Anonymous

Pessimist’s definition of an Optimist: Someone who knows today is so bad, tomorrow has just got to be better.” — Anonymous

People who charge are people we remember for being excellent.” — Anonymous

People who run aren’t cowards, just smarter than those who charge.” — Anonymous

People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage others.” — Anonymous

People say I shouldn’t frown because it uses more muscles than smiling. Then I point out that Americans need their exercise.” — Anonymous

People in your life will come and go like the ocean tides, but few will leave such an imprint on your soul that it can not be washed away.” — Anonymous

People only think I’m wrong because my path of logic is illogical to every logical person.” — Anonymous

Patience is a virtue, albeit a tedious one.” — Anonymous

Patience is a very tedious virtue.” — Anonymous

Pain is your friend; it lets you know that you’re still alive.” — Anonymous

Pain is temporary. Chicks dig scars. Glory is forever.” — Anonymous

Pain is ever present, but never ever lasting.” — Anonymous

Pleasure is weakness entering the body.” — Anonymous

Pain is weakness leaving the body.” — Anonymous

Optimist is the one who thinks bullshit is a fertilizer.” — Anonymous

Oh what a stink of the rot!” — Anonymous

Open minds and empty heads are not the same.” — Anonymous

Only the man who stands can get knocked down with pride.” — Anonymous

One smart man is dumber than 7 seven stupid ones.” — Anonymous

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.” — Anonymous

One cannot write feelings when not in despair.” — Anonymous

One knows self, knows all.” — Anonymous

One good turn deserves another.” — Anonymous

One shot, one kill.” — Anonymous

Obstacles are weights that when time flows, you’ll get used to” — Anonymous

Nothing to excess.” — Anonymous

Nothing is fool proof.” — Anonymous

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” — Anonymous

Nothing is troublesome that we do willingly.” — Anonymous

Nothing like a cigarette to remind you you’re alive” — Anonymous

Nothing is impossible.” — Anonymous

Nothing is more certain than the certainty of being uncertain.” — Anonymous

Nobody’s perfect. I’m Nobody. Therefore, I must be perfect.” — Anonymous

Nobody ever said that life is fair.” — Anonymous

No quarter given, and none received.” — Anonymous

No pain, no gain.” — Anonymous

No man is an island in Manhattan.” — Anonymous

No good deed goes unpunished.” — Anonymous

No brain, more pain.” — Anonymous

Ninety-nine percent of all statistics are made up on the spot (including this one).” — Anonymous

Never put off doing till tomorrow what you can put off doing today.” — Anonymous

Never count a tiger’s teeth before breakfast.” — Anonymous

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.” — Anonymous

Never forgive, never forget.” — Anonymous

Never forget that your tools were made by the lowest bidder.” — Anonymous

Never Drink and drive, you might spill your beer.” — Anonymous

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.” — Anonymous

Mr. Heinz would be happy!!!” — Anonymous

Money is worthless unless some people have it and others do not.” — Anonymous

My other badge is enamel.” — Anonymous

My mechanics so good, if he cant fix it, it ain’t broken.” — Anonymous

My karma ran over your dogma.” — Anonymous

My body may be broken, but my spirit still fights on.” — Anonymous

Music is Inspiration & Sentiment. These goods cannot be sold but only shared.” — Anonymous

Most citizens are in two minds about traffic wardens: whether they should be taken out and shot at dawn, or at dusk.” — Anonymous

Most live and learn, but by the time most learn, it is too late to live.” — Anonymous

Mocking religion is like mocking handicapped people, even though it’s easy, you just don’t do it.” — Anonymous

Miss with the best , die like the rest.” — Anonymous

Man up inside ya!” — Anonymous

Misery is the fastest breeding substance in the world.” — Anonymous

Man must shut up, or be shut up.” — Anonymous

Man has one incurable disease: Ignorance.” — Anonymous

Many hands make light work.” — Anonymous

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.” — Anonymous

Lie, lonely, lose.” — Anonymous

Life, live, love.” — Anonymous

Life is about everything, but without love it’s nothing.” — Anonymous

Love and life can’t be separate.” — Anonymous

Love of money is the root of all evil.” — Anonymous

Love is sex, but sex isn’t love.” — Anonymous

Love is the only rational act.” — Anonymous

Love it or shove it.” — Anonymous

Love is all you need to love, and love is all you need to be loved.” — Anonymous

Love makes the world go ’round.” — Anonymous

Love makes time pass. Time makes love pass.” — Anonymous

Love is not something you learn, love is something you know but don’t realize until you have it.” — Anonymous

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.” — Anonymous

Life is hard, but the alternative is unacceptable.” — Anonymous

Live life like there’s no tomorrow.” — Anonymous

Live and let live.” — Anonymous

Life is a sexually contracted terminal disease.” — Anonymous

Life is what you make it” — Anonymous

Life is unsure. Always eat your dessert first.” — Anonymous

Life is out there, if your doing what you love, and loving what you do.” — Anonymous

Life is a terminal disease.” — Anonymous

Life is terminal.” — Anonymous

Life is the best thing in the world, those who disprove are fools” — Anonymous

Life sucks til it stops, the life, not the sucking.” — Anonymous

Life sucks, then you die.” — Anonymous

Life isn’t fair. — No, it’s not, is it!” — Anonymous

Life isn’t fair.” — Anonymous

Life is a joke.” — Anonymous

Life is a bitch.” — Anonymous

Life is enjoyment, enjoyment is Whiskey, but Whiskey is not life.” — Anonymous

Life. Live it.” — Anonymous

Let’s be careful out there.” — Anonymous

Let his own wand ding him.” — Anonymous

Let’s deal with Today!” — Anonymous

Laws are made to be broken.” — Anonymous

Keep on trucking!” — Anonymous

Keep Mum, she’s not so dumb.” — Anonymous

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.” — Anonymous

Just because you’ve always done it that way; doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly stupid.” — Anonymous

Just get up one more time than you are knocked down.” — Anonymous

If two people meet and exchange one dollar, both leave with that same one dollar. If two people meet and exchange an idea, both leave with two ideas.” — Anonymous

If you’re in control, you’re not driving fast enough…” — Anonymous

If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions.” — Anonymous

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” — Anonymous

It’s only funny until someone gets hurt… Then it’s hilarious.” — Anonymous

It’s often not what we say that hurts, but what we don’t say.” — Anonymous

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” — Anonymous

It’s not cheating, it’s creative sportsmanship.” — Anonymous

It’s not a bug, it’s an undocumented feature.” — Anonymous

It’s been a long week today.” — Anonymous

It’s a dog eat dog world.” — Anonymous

It is not ignorance that is the problem, but the illusion of knowledge.” — Anonymous

It is difficult to understand how a pyramid is built from sitting on the top of it.” — Anonymous

It doesn’t matter what actually happened, the only thing that matters is what people think happened.” — Anonymous

It always feels better to walk on the path you made yourself.” — Anonymous

Is your journey really necessary?” — Anonymous

Isn’t there a medicine for that?” — Anonymous

In one ear, out the other.” — Anonymous

In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present.” — Anonymous

In every river, the worse the ford the better the fish.” — Anonymous

Information is knowledge, knowledge is influence, influence is power.” — Anonymous

I’m pink, therefore, I’m spam!” — Anonymous

I’m immortal … so far.” — Anonymous

I intend to live forever – so far, so good!” — Anonymous

If you always tell the truth, you never have to rely on your memory.” — Anonymous

If it looks like there’s nothing to worry about, that’s when you really have to worry.” — Anonymous

If it is to be it is up to me.” — Anonymous

If you’re dumb dont talk so you can at least seem smart. Till you forget and say something stupid.” — Anonymous

If you think the impossible, the incredible can come true.” — Anonymous

If you go looking for enemies then you will find them — the fucking bastards!” — Anonymous

If you get knocked off your horse, you get right back in the saddle.” — Anonymous

If your enemy needs a friend, buy him a dog.” — Anonymous

If you don’t know where your going you’ll never get there.” — Anonymous

If you can’t convince, confuse!” — Anonymous

If you can’t appreciate it, you don’t deserve it.” — Anonymous

If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.” — Anonymous

If the left half of the brain controls the right hand, and the right half the left, then left-handed people are the only ones in their right minds.” — Anonymous

If I’m going down I’m taking somebody with me.” — Anonymous

If it’s worth fighting for…it’s worth fighting dirty for.” — Anonymous

If at first you don’t succeed, others do so at your expense.” — Anonymous

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving’s not for you!” — Anonymous

If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.” — Anonymous

If at first you don’t succeed – give up!” — Anonymous

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.” — Anonymous

If a man speaks in a forest, but no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?” — Anonymous

If intelligence had anything to do with the voting process, then all the smart people would vote the same.” — Anonymous

If I had that nose full of nickels, I’d be a rich man.” — Anonymous

If I had liked you in the first place, I’d have gone off you by now.” — Anonymous

In God we trust. The rest must pay cash.” — Anonymous

I like to be at the base/bottom of a pyramid. So i can say to the one at the top that I will leave if I want…” — Anonymous

I think, therefore, I thunk!” — Anonymous

I’m not trying to be cheeky, because if I was you’d know about it.” — Anonymous

I’m in shape. Round is a shape.” — Anonymous

I would insult you, but you’re not bright enough.” — Anonymous

I wasn’t always this fat – blame it on inflation.” — Anonymous

I was born intelligent. But, education ruined me.” — Anonymous

It is easier to create naked art than it is to create clothed porn.” — Anonymous

It’s only money, we’ve got plenty of it.” — Anonymous

It’s the horse you are the most unwilling to ride that will take you the furthest.” — Anonymous

I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” — Anonymous

I only made one mistake in my life; that’s when I thought I was wrong.” — Anonymous

I may look stupid but dont let it it foool you i is smmart. by.” — Anonymous

I know very well that beauty is empty. But I want it anyway.” — Anonymous

I have the body of a god. Specifically, Buddha.” — Anonymous

I don’t understand women, if someone said to me “go home and make babies” it would make my day.” — Anonymous

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!” — Anonymous

I don’t need your attitude, I have one of my own!” — Anonymous

I don’t have an attitude problem: you have a perception problem!” — Anonymous

I do not forgive!” — Anonymous

I don’t fear death; it’s re-incarnation I dread.” — Anonymous

I can tune a guitar, but I can’t tüna fish.” — Anonymous

I am nothing, not even hope.” — Anonymous

I am not a National Insurance Number, I am a free man!” — Anonymous

I always mean what I say but I don’t always say what I mean.” — Anonymous

How long is a piece of string?” — Anonymous

Hold my beer and watch this!” — Anonymous

Hoping for the best but expecting the worst.” — Anonymous

Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.” — Anonymous

Honesty is the best policy.” — Anonymous

Home is where your dump is.” — Anonymous

Home is where your hump is.” — Anonymous

Home is where your hat is.” — Anonymous

Home is where the heart is.” — Anonymous

Home is where you make it.” — Anonymous

Homophobia is gay.” — Anonymous

History is not about who’s right. It’s about who’s left.” — Anonymous

History is like your social Security number. long, useless, but needed.” — Anonymous

History is written by the victors.” — Anonymous

History shows that life is the cheapest commodity.” — Anonymous

History is just one bloody thing after another.” — Anonymous

Hire the best, keep the best.” — Anonymous

Here goes nothing.” — Anonymous

Here goes everything.” — Anonymous

He’s as sharp as a beach ball.” — Anonymous

He’s got bubbles in his think tank.” — Anonymous

He who listens is he who truly speaks.” — Anonymous

He who laughs last thinks slowest.” — Anonymous

He who laughs last laughs longest.” — Anonymous

He who is silent speaks volumes.” — Anonymous

He that fights and runs away, May live to fight another day.” — Anonymous

Have you seen Mike Hawk?” — Anonymous

Have you seen my hexokinase?” — Anonymous

Happiness is being married to your best friend.” — Anonymous

Half the work done in the world is there to deceive you.” — Anonymous

Great ideas are like diamonds; hard to find, not too useful, and impossible to hold onto.” — Anonymous

God save the Queen! God knows Why!” — Anonymous

God save the Queen.” — Anonymous

Guitars are like speeches, they must be in tune.” — Anonymous

Fools seldom differ.” — Anonymous

Great minds think alike.” — Anonymous

Greed is the mother of all sins.” — Anonymous

Grass is greener on the other side.” — Anonymous

Grass is greener on the other side, but you’ll eventually have to mow it.” — Anonymous

Greatest gift one man can give another; the awesome responsibility of freedom.” — Anonymous

Government philosophy: If it ain’t broke, fix it ’til it is.” — Anonymous

Good things come to those who wait.” — Anonymous

Good friends are like stars — you don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.” — Anonymous

Go big or don’t go at all.” — Anonymous

Go hard or go home.” — Anonymous

Go big or go home.” — Anonymous

Gimme some of that Goon.” — Anonymous

Getting lost is not a bad thing its just not that good either.” — Anonymous

Get with it or get lost.” — Anonymous

Friends are like a four leaf clover,hard to find but good to have.” — Anonymous

Freedom comes at a cost hope is free.” — Anonymous

Freedom isn’t free.” — Anonymous

Freedom is not free.” — Anonymous

Friends come and go, but enemies are here forever.” — Anonymous

For every negative in life, there is a greater positive.” — Anonymous

Friendship is like peeing in your pants: Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.” — Anonymous

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.” — Anonymous